My Search History...

After I've been decaying at my new desk job for a month now, I thought I’d share my search history for a laugh or two. The nature of crisis work is that some days we have nothing going on, so naturally I’m Googling absurd things. I'm like hiii internet- am I going to be obese from sitting at a desk for 7 hours? So, please enjoy the following searches pulled from my history tab on my computer!

• What to do when food gets under acrylic nails? (Sue me, it’s my first time having them)

• Leather pants near me (it's almost leather szn!)

• How do you know if a man is flirting with you? (Seriously. How.)

• How to fix dark bags under eyes

• Ford Fiesta’s (the guy in my book was driving one so I needed to set the scene)

• What is paprika made from? (Obviously I was bored to tears this day)

• How big is a 5-inch heel (maybe I was overtired)

• Why do I have a double chin lol

• Where to get facials so I look 10 years younger?

• What does Quetzal mean in Spanish?

• What to do if I flew over a curb this morning

• Why's my Butt cheek twitching

• How to look cute in front of new hot neighbor

• Legs feel like they’re going to fall off after wearing 1-inch heels

• Why do I feel like someone ran me this morning?

And these are just a few! Nothing but good times here and if I find a cure for fat chins or food under fake nails you know I’ll be posting it here! Stay tuned!

Kiss,

Charty